Day 130: Rachel Johnson, Sexpert Extraordinaire.

New title. I should start signing my emails as such.
Fun fun fun day, yesterday.
Well I suppose it started the night before. Brie and I pulled a late nighter, which began as an ALL nighter, but didn't happen. I hung out with her in her room until around three and then went to my room to sleep.
I stayed up until fourish then went to sleep. Woke up at 9:20ish for Art History, couldn't find my ID and just said screw it and laid back down and went back to sleep. Slept until about three (!) then dawdled around until 5 when Native American Campus Ministry started.
Food was super yummy, there was spaghetti (yum!), lasagna (not so yum...it had bell peppers in it. yuck.), garlic bread (alright, I have a love-hate relationship with garlic bread...), salad (alright, I suspect there was peppers here too), lemon squares, cookies, and brownies (all yum!), and Dr. Pepper!
I pretty much stuffed myself on yummy food, then met up with Jen, Kalyn, Blue, Monica and then Dinah to go to OU to have our joint event with their GDP chapter. It was their adult event which meant...SEXPERTS!
Yes yes, two OU students who are trained in answering questions and explaining things of a sexual nature and flopping dildos around.
Surprisingly, or rather...unsurprisingly, lol, I already knew a lot of the answers to their questions. Such as how fast the average man ejaculates (25 mph! I think I read it somewhere), what lube to use with latex condoms (water-based or silicon-based. Never oil-based!), how long the average penis is (6 1/2 inches), how to put on a condom, the different types of birth control (pill, shot, diaphragm, IUD, condom, female condom, etc), and all kinds of fun stuff! I won a green condom and lube for the lube question!
Haha, it was great, they had a dildo named Seymour and a fake vagina named Audrey, and at the end they asked who knew what musical they were named for and I said, "Audrey, Seymour...oh, Little Shop of Horrors!" and they gave me the "treasure chest" a little clear box with a Durex notepad, condoms, and lubes in it. It was great, I came back and showed Corey and she said "It just had to be MY little!"
I can't wait to tell mom. She'll be so proud.
Anyways. Have a Critical Thinking paper due today. Hung around Walker with Jalisa, Corey and Lindsey until around two. By that time my laptop was ready to die and my head was hurting too bad to keep writing so I went back to Banning. I took two ibuprofens and tried to keep writing, but my head still hurt too much. So I laid down and closed my eyes, waiting for it to go away and to my surprise I actually began drifting off. I was surprised, since I had slept all day, but it was good that I could actually sleep.
I hadn't talked to Son pretty much at all in the last couple of days, since he's on his field mission thingy, so I decided I wanted to talk to him. So I woke up enough to set my alarm for five and then made myself comfortable enough to go to sleep.
And I woke up and talked to him! About random things, and worked on my paper a bit at the same time. Eventually though, he decided to go to sleep and I pouted when he said it and made myself laugh. lol.
Finished my paper, it's pretty good I suppose. It's over the morning after pill, and I'm not too sure about my conclusion but it's all good I suppose. Point is, it's done and pretty good.
I'm sitting at breakfast now, polished off a bowl of yogurt and strawberries and granola (yum! I missed it!) and a glass of cran-grape juice. Just waiting to go to Critical Thinking.
Wow! I guess I was feeling more talkative than I thought.
Or maybe I'm just in a writing mood. :)

Lately...I've really begun to wonder why I'm not an English major or minor...

Day 129: BABIES! BABIES EVERYWHERE!

Seriously...everywhere I turn, someone's either pregnant or has a baby or there's baby clothes or wipe warmers (did you know they make wipe warmers???).
Really?
The worse has probably been when I was in Shawnee with Rae and someone was there with a THREE-WEEK-OLD little Indian baby girl. Awwww :/ All tiny with lots of sticky-uppy black hair...
It made me think.
I really want a baby.

And surprisingly, looking at the newborn clothes at Wal-mart kinda doesn't help.

I honestly wouldn't mind having one now. I've helped raise three little sisters, one of which was born when I was 13. I know more than a lot of girls who have had girls around my age or younger. Ever notice that? That all the girls who have kids around the ages 14-16 are all the youngest kids in their family?
I have. Maybe I'll do a study over it someday.
But really.
If I got pregnant now, or even when I'm closer to being done with college, it would be everyone ELSE'S worst dream come true. My parent's, Son's parent's, my family, his family...
They would think of my baby as an accident, even though she or he wouldn't be.
If I could just not care about what they think or not care about what they would say, I would get married now.
And live with my husband now.
And have a baby.

But I can't.
It's just that simple.

Day 124: Now I know...

...that every relationship has it's problems. I know. Really I do.
BUT WHY CAN'T MY RELATIONSHIP HAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S "PROBLEMS"?
I mean, I wish the biggest problem with my relationship was that my boyfriend watched American Idol instead of talking to me on the phone.
Or that we spend "too much" time together.
Or that we're going to have to go a whole week without seeing each other.

REALLY.
Ugh.
I mean, I don't want to be a baby about it, but I kinda wish more people would think before they complain about these things to me.
I mean, come on. I only spend six months at a time without my boyfriend. My boyfriend is only 7,000 miles away from me at the moment.
Take your problems somewhere else.

122 Days: Valentine's Day!

The aftermath.
Ahhh. I honestly feel like this was the best Valentine's Day I possibly could have hoped for without my SonnyBunnyBunches being here.
Before the holiday even started, my family was here, so that was fun. We watched one of my new favorite movies (Despicable Me) and I got to sleep and cuddle with my Juli-bug.
Then, on Sunday, Brie and I went to see Sixteen Candles in theaters, then had Alvin's.
Last night, she and I went to Ted's Escondidos, which was good, but honestly, Papa Poblanos in Broken Bow is quite comparable.
Then we met up with Carmen and ended up going to Denny's at midnight, until 3 AM.
Then tonightttt...was just amazing.
In bullet form:

• Got dressed up all pretty in my purple dress!
• Was escorted arm-in-arm by a DAX boy
• Had my chair pulled out for me
• Was served cheesecake and sparkling grape juice
• Was serenaded, in English and Spanish, and read a poem
• Slow danced! 
• And fast danced! Seriously, I danced like Shakira. haha

I love the DAX boys. They are amazing.
Then, after I had danced the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, the Cha-cha, a waltz, the Charleston, some random swing movements, the washing machine...oh my gosh, it was awesome. Anyways, after all that, I went back to my room and changed, before convincing Carmen to come to Alvin's with me and the big to keep her from murdering someone.
Hung out at Alvin's for a bit, before going on a walk with Carmen and Brie. Which began as "ferocious" walk, almost became breaking and entering, then turned into therapy walk, which became hugging walk, before coming back to my room.
Anyways. Ridiculously fun.

Now to lay in my bed. Wish my love was getting off work soon. :(